Here we go, AeH? Aeh is the German equivelent to Eh? but normally A has
an umlaut on it, but I can't do umlauts so an "e" after it means the same
thing.
There are 5 of these that I made up...If you get all of them right, I
will award you one quarter.
Air Force Maintenance List
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by US Air
Force pilots and the replies from the maintenance crews. "Squawks"
are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance
crews.
Problem: "Boon Found in Crotchular Cockpit."
Solution: "Cockpit has been withered."
Problem: "Left inside main tire almost needs replacement."
Solution: "Almost replaced left inside main tire."
Problem: "Test flight OK, except autoland very rough."
Solution: "Autoland not installed on this aircraft."
Problem #1: "#2 Propeller seeping prop fluid."
Solution #1: "#2 Propeller seepage normal."
Problem #2: "#1, #3, and #4 propellers lack normal seepage."
Problem: "The autopilot doesn't."
Signed off: "IT DOES NOW."
Problem: "Light in Cockpit is red."
Solution: "Light in Cockpit is yellow."
Problem: "Something loose in cockpit."
Solution: "Something tightened in cockpit."
Problem: "Wings on SR-71 are fractured."
Signed off: "We have no SR-71."
Problem: "Evidence of hydraulic leak on right main landing gear."
Solution: "Evidence removed."
Problem: "DME volume unbelievably loud."
Solution: "Volume set to more believable level."
Problem: "Dead bugs on windshield."
Solution: "Live bugs on order."
Problem: "Autopilot in altitude hold mode produces a 200 fpm descent."
Solution: "Cannot reproduce problem on ground."
Problem: "Horrible smell in Cockpit."
Solution: "Dead pilot removed from Cockpit."
Problem: "IFF inoperative."
Solution: "IFF inoperative in OFF mode."
Problem: "Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick."
Solution: "That's what they're there for."
Problem: "Number three engine missing."
Solution: "Engine found on right wing after brief search."
Problem: "Plane flys backwards."
Solution: "Plane no longer flys."
This should be VERY HARD to figure out which one's I made up. Their's one
big quarter up for grabs; you could own it! Mulu Members that live out of
state will have the quarter mailed to them.
