Hey Mike. (squirrels are crazy animals)
You asked for some funnies, but I don't really have any, besides this
picture, which I think is really funny.
The great Mulu knows all that is funny. I also killed my uncle with a
spoon.
-Tyler
An Eskimo was having problems with his car, so he decided to take it to a
mechanic. After examining the engine, the mechanic reported the problem.
"Looks like you blew a seal," the mechanic told the Eskimo.
"Nope," said the Eskimo, "that's just frost in my mustache
A Priest and a Nun...
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car
breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the
night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only one room available.
Priest: Sister, I don't think the Lord would have a problem, under the
circumstances, if we spent the night together in this one room. I'll
sleep
on the lounge and you have the bed.
Nun: I think that would be okay.
They prepare for bed and each one takes their agreed place in the room.
Ten
minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm terribly cold.
Priest: Okay,I'll get you a blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold.
Priest: Okay Sister, I'll get you another blanket. (He does)
Ten minutes later...
Nun: Father, I'm still terribly cold. I don't think theLord would mind if
we
acted as man and wife just for this one night.
Priest: You're probably right...get up and get your own damn blanket.
